Archive name: camp.txt (MM, alcohol, nc)
Authors name: Andy G. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Story title : Camp
Camp (MM, alcohol, nc)
by Andy G. (email@example.com)
Two friends get snot-flying-drunk and the one that
remained conscious decided to have some fun with his
passed out buddy.
Jerry was looking forward to the weekend. He was going to
his camp with his two buddies and they would fish a bit,
eat well, and have a few drinks. He did not know it at
the time but this was going to be a unique weekend for
The three men all in their forties met at the camp. It
was on a small lake in
and had a fantastic view. Arkansas
Jerry liked most to just sit on the deck and watch the
sun set. Tonight he was watching the son set as he
prepared three large rib eye steaks. They were going to
eat well tonight and they were already drinking well.
"Hi John," Jerry said as John walked up the steps.
"Hey guy, where's Jim?" John asked.
"He's on his way."
"Those steaks smell good and I am hungry," John said as
he poured him a Scotch on the rocks.
Jerry had known his two friends for a very long time.
They were normal sort of guys each in a different line of
work. Jerry was married with no children and worked at
factory; John was married with two children and worked
for the State of
; Jim was single having never Arkansas
been married and work as a private building contractor.
None of them were rich but they did okay.
Tonight was a normal night at the camp except Jim had to
leave early. He had some business on the other side of
the lake. He was meeting someone at around 9:00 pm and
then they were going to a late night dinner party. He
planned to spend the night at his friend's home and then
return to the camp on Saturday. As a result he was only
drinking a beer since he had about a 30-minute drive to
Jerry liked their Scotch. John did not usually drink much
but tonight he wanted a good buzz and was already almost
there. As they sat and ate steak John finished his third
"John you'd better go easy on that Scotch," Jerry said.
"Don't worry about me," John said as he tilted his glass
in a salute to John.
"Well, I got to go. See you guys tomorrow," Jim said as
he got up from the table. "I hate to eat and run but I
got to take care of this crap tonight."
"Ok, Jim, have fun," Jerry said as Jim walked out the
"Take care of John, the alcoholic," Jim laughing said as
he walked out the door.
"Yeah, you know it," Jerry replied.
"Hey you bastards, I'm not drunk yet," John said as he
took another sip.
"Don't you think you have had about enough," Jerry said
as John prepared another drink.
"One more," he said. His speech was beginning to slur
after his fifth drink of mostly straight Scotch.
"Ok, one more and that is it," Jerry replied.
John wobbled out to the deck and gulped his drink. Jerry
watched him sit there and watched as he almost fell down
as he got up.
"You have had enough," Jerry said and went to help him.
"I don't feel so good," John whispered. With that he
began to vomit. It went everywhere but most all over
Jerry let John slipped down to the floor. "Damn, you are
grossing me out Jerry. You Son of a Bitch," Jerry cussed.
John vomited some and then collapsed on the deck in his
"Damn you, you Bastard," Jerry cussed. "Get up and clean
yourself up," Jerry said as he nudged the drunken John.
John moaned but did not move.
"Ah hell, I can't let him lie in that vomit," Jerry said
as he looked down at John.
The camp was well isolated and there was no one anywhere
near so Jerry reached down and began to unbutton Jerry's
soiled shirt. He had to turn him over to get it off but
managed. He unbuckled Jerry's belt, unbuttoned his jeans
and pulled them off. As he tugged on John's pants John's
briefs also came off. Jerry was now lying on the deck
"You gross Son of a Bitch," Jerry said to the still
Luckily John was not a large man. Jerry pulled him into
the camp and into the bathroom. Jerry was semiconscious
as he sat him in the shower. When the cold water hit him,
John screamed, "What the hell are you doing?"
"Shut the fuck up, I cleaning off your vomit," Jerry
John continued to cuss as Jerry managed to wash John's
vomit out of his hair. When he felt John was clean enough
for bed he shut the water off and John just sat there in
"Come on, let's get you to bed," Jerry said as he
attempted to make John stand. There was no chance in this
so he managed to drag him out of the bathroom. There was
a den between the bathroom and two bedrooms. Jerry made
it to the den and then let John dropped on the floor.
John was heavier than he looked and the drinks that Jerry
had were not helping.
Jerry sat down in a chair next to where John was lying on
"Just look at you John," Jerry said and he looked at
John. It was then a strange idea popped into his mind.
"No, I can't do that," Jerry said to himself as he knelt
down on the floor.
None of these guys had ever had any homosexual thoughts
and would have never thought of doing anything to each
other. But there was John lying nude on the floor and
Jerry had always wondered about touching another man's
cock. John's cock was flaccid and small at the moment
and Jerry wondered if in his current stated could he
achieve an erection.
"Wake up John," Jerry said as he sat on the rug next to
John. He pushed John and shook him but John did not stir.
Jerry moved down John's body and was sitting next to his
waste. There was John's cock lying on his leg. Jerry
reached over and prodded it with his finger and it moved.
John lay still. Jerry then took his thumb and two fingers
and raised John's cock to take a good look at it. Jerry
had never held another man's cock and found it quite an
interesting experience. Jerry also noticed his own cock
was beginning to swell. John had not moved.
"Damn this is turning me on," Jerry said mostly to
Jerry began rubbing the pinkish head of John's dick and
felt it tighten a bit.
"I wondered if he can get a hard on as drunk as he is?"
Jerry thought to himself.
John's cock seemed to respond to his touch so encouraged
by this he stroked John's cock a few times. He could not
believe but even as drunk as John was his cock was
responding. It had risen and now stood about half erect.
John was amazed at how different John's cock felt than
when he stroked his own cock. He was also amazed at how
turn on he was becoming and how hard his cock felt as it
pressed against his shorts.
John's cock became harder as Jerry stroked it.
"What the hell," Jerry decided it was now or never. He
leaned over and licked a bit of pre-cum off the head of
John's cock. Again John did not move but his cock grew
harder. Jerry was beside himself. Whether it was the
Scotch or the surreal nature of his situation, Jerry
opened his mouth and began to suck on his friend's cock
just like the girls in the porno movies did and just like
he liked his wife to do to him. He could feel John's cock
respond to his ministration and it swell even more.
"I can't believe I'm sitting here sucking John's cock. I
can't believe I like it," John thought to himself with
his mouth engulfing John's dick with its purple head
moving in and out between Jerry's lips.
Suddenly Jerry felt John's cock pulsate and the head
swelled ever larger.
"Mmmmm," John grunted in his sleep. John was still
unconscious but his hips began to push against Jerry's
"The son of a bitch is fucking my mouth," Jerry thought.
As Jerry allowed his mouth to be fucked John's cock
erupted into his mouth. Jerry knew this was going to
happen but was not prepared for the glob of cum that hit
the back of his throat. He gulped as he pulled John cock
out of his mouth and swallowed an ample portion of cum.
The next squirt caught him directly in the face and then
another on his shirt. As John's cock gave up its sperm it
slowly swank and returned to its flaccid state. Jerry was
still holding the limp dick and in a last impulse licked
the last glob of cum on its head.
"It doesn't taste good but it doesn't taste bad," Jerry
said to himself.
Jerry sat back and looked at John. John did not move but
had a smile on his face.
"Well buddy for all I have done for you maybe you should
do something for me," Jerry said.
Jerry undressed and freed his very hard cock. Jerry's
cock was about 5 inches and it was so hard it was
hurting. He got up and went to the kitchen for a paper
cup. He then returned and sitting looking at Jerry he
pumped on his cock. He rubbed his cock around John's lip
and even pressed it between them. John did not seem to
Jerry rolled John over and spread his butt cheeks and
consider John's butt hole.
"I don't think I can go that far with John," Jerry
thought to himself although the idea was very
stimulating. He did however rub John's butt hole and slip
a finger insider his buddy. It did not take long for his
balls to contract and his dick shot its first wad into
the cup. Jerry sat there pumping his cock with his finger
in John's ass and had never quite produced so much cum.
He filled the little cup.
"Just for you pal," Jerry said.
Jerry rolled John over on his back. John's mouth was
slightly open. Jerry used his finger that he been in
John's butt and opened his mouth a little. John did not
seem to care and just lay there with a goofy smile on his
face. Jerry slowly dribbled his cum from the cup into
John's mouth. John coughed a little but Jerry was able to
pour the entire content into John's mouth and he
swallowed it all.
"Was it good?" Jerry asked.
Doug did not answer.
Jerry obtained a blanket and covered the still nude John
lying on the rub. Early that morning he heard John
cursing as he went to the bathroom and threw up. Later
that morning after Jerry awakened John was not looking
"So how is my hung over friend today," Jerry asked as he
walked in on John half sitting half lying on the couch.
"I feel like shit," John said.
"You look like shit," Jerry said and laughed.
"I woke up with the strangest taste in mouth," John
Jerry laughed, "Well with all the puking you did it is no
wonder you have a bad taste in your mouth."
"The funny thing is as sick as this taste is kind of
nice. I wish I knew what the hell it was. I would like
some more of whatever it was I ate."
Jerry did not say anything.
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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life in
anyway shape or form.